「晚安」让你笑出声的治愈系句子 诙谐可爱（值得收藏）

当有人惹你生气时，深吸一口气，从10开始倒数，数到7时就一拳打向他的咽喉，他肯定不会想到的。

When someone irritates you, take a deep breath, count down from 10, and hit your throat with a punch when it counts to 7, he certainly wouldn"t think of it.

2、真挚的友谊来自源源不断的问候，大家晚上好，祝大家，游戏总是输，恋爱总是哭。

My sincere friendship comes from a steady stream of greetings. Good evening everyone. I wish you all, games always lose, and love always cry.

如果我高烧了，你在打王者，你是先推塔还是先发育。

If I have a high fever and you are fighting the king, do you push the tower first or develop first.

别人打游戏一秒换三装不是问题，而我打游戏躲在草丛买装备都要挑半天，队友问我是不是在砍价。

It"s not a problem for others to play games for one second and change to three outfits. When I play games and hide in the grass to buy equipment, I have to choose for a long time. My teammates asked me if I was bargaining.

官宣：大家好，我搞对象了。

分手：大家好，我搞错对象了。

复合：大家好，没搞错！

Official announcement: Hello, everyone.

Breakup: Hello everyone, I made a mistake.

Compound: Hi everyone, that"s right!

听说吃什么补什么，那我夏天吃布丁，蚊子是不是就不叮我啊。

I heard that what to eat to make up, then I eat pudding in summer, do not mosquitoes sting me.

大家不要熬夜了，对眼睛不好，我现在已经看不见支付宝和微信里的钱了。

Do n’t stay up late, it ’s not good for my eyes. I ca n’t see the money in Alipay and WeChat now.

做了5分钟作业，TIMI就吃醋了，硬生生的哄了它2个小时，才让我赢了一局。

After doing 5 minutes of homework, TIMI was jealous, and I coaxed it for 2 hours before I won a game.

我男朋友一米八五，长得帅、声音酥、会做饭、会准备惊喜、还会送礼物，不是中央空调只暖我，情绪随我，他什么都好只是不稳定，有时候梦不到。

My boyfriend is one meter eight and five. He looks handsome, his voice is crisp, he can cook, he will prepare surprises, and he will also give gifts. It is not the central air conditioner that only warms me. Less than.

我怎么敢谈恋爱啊？我配吗？打个游戏，连塔都守不住，怎么可能守住我的爱情。

How dare I fall in love? Do I deserve it? Playing a game, even the tower can"t hold it, how can it hold my love.

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