不得不爱的沙雕短句（朋友圈绝配）

大家好，我是当地小有名气的美女，具体有多小呢，目前只有我知道。

Hello everyone, I am a local famous beauty, but only I know how famous I am.

小朋友，你是否有很多问号，为什么，20多岁没人要！

Little friend, do you have many questions, why are you still in your 20s and have no partners.

男女之间能产生纯洁的友谊，穷丑胖矮总会占一条。

If pure friendship can be produced between men and women, it must be a kind of poor, ugly, fat and short.

“你能站在我的角度想一想吗？”

你那是死角我站不过去。

Can you think about it from my point of view? "

It is a dead corner I can"t stand over.

如果我不回信息，那很正常，你见过哪个捡垃圾的不忙的？

If I don"t reply to the information, it is normal. Which garbage collector have you ever seen who is not busy?

对于吃货而言，没有什么事情是碗救不了的…

For foodie, there is nothing that cannot be saved by a bowl...

每次假期结束，我的身体里都会住进一位善良的天使，天使约重10斤。

At the end of each vacation, a kind angel lives in my body.It weighs 10 catties.

你问我女生什么行为男孩子无法抵抗，我感觉勾拳、背摔、锁喉，这些行为，一般男孩子基本会立马丧失抵抗力。

You asked me what kind of behavior of girls that boys can"t resist, I feel like boxing behavior, boys will basically lose resistance.

如果你正在读这段话就说明你爱上我了，如果你想否认，那为什么还在读！

If you are reading this passage, you are in love with me.If you want to deny it, then why are you still reading.

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