很皮很逗的爆笑短句：胖子不好笑（岂不白胖了）
1.世界上本没有路，走的人多了，老师就开始点名了！
There is no road in the world,when more people walk away, the teacher began to call the roll!
2.什么是室友？上课天天在一起，放假绝对不联系。
What is a roommate? Having classes together every day, but we will absolutely not connect when on holidays.
3.谁还没个擅长的乐器呀，我退堂鼓打得可好了。
Who hasn"t been good at one instrument? I"m really good at playing cold feet.
4.“表白未必是一件好事。”
"The white watch is not necessarily a good thing."
“为什么？”
"Why?"
“因为，这样就显得手黑。”
"Because it makes your hands look black."
5.胖子不好笑，岂不白胖了？
If fat man is not funny, It"s a waste of fat！
6.你身上有她的香水味，一闻就没我的贵。
I smelled her perfume on your body, which is not as expensive as mine.
7.女：“你每样东西都比不上任何人！”
Female: "Everything you own doesn"t compare with anyone else"s!"
男：“对，尤其是女朋友！”
"Yes, especially girlfriend! "
8.我地震八级都过了，还过不了英语四级！——一位来自汶川的大学生说。
I have passed magnitude-8 earthquake, but I can"t pass TEM-4! "-- said a college student from Wenchuan.
9.“在干嘛呢？”
"What are you doing?"
“你猜？”
"guess?"
“我猜完了。”
"I"m done."
“猜的啥？”
"Guess what?"
“你猜？”
"guess?"
10.榴莲：你想跟我玩暧昧，我还不想和你臭味相投呢！
Durian: You want to play ambiguous with me, I don"t want to be smelly like you!
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