一看就很有意思的沙雕句子 其乐无穷（句句乐翻天）

1、每个同学都有一天之内写完作业的神技能，但只能在假期的最后一天爆发。

Each student has the ability to finish his homework in one day, but only on the last day of the holiday.

2、你走了真好，不然总担心你要留下来吃饭。

It"s nice of you to go, or I"ll worry about you staying for dinner.

3、看了一下我的账户，余额已经够我挥霍一辈子了，如果我明天就死的话。

Looking at my account, the balance is enough for me to spend my life if I die tomorrow.

4、都说我不要银行卡，只要现金，你非要给卡，却怎么也不告诉我密码。

I said I don"t want a bank card, as long as cash, you have to give the card, but you don"t tell me the password.

5、快开学了，如果你们谁敢打扰我写作业的话，我就和你们玩。

School is about to start. If any of you dare to disturb my homework, I will play with you.

6、数学这东西，三分靠天赋，七分靠努力，剩下的140分靠什么我就不知道了。

Mathematics is one of the things that depends on talent for three points, hard work for seven points, and I don"t know what the remaining 140 points depend on.

7、往往当一个人说：不是我吹牛，这个时候，他就开始要吹牛了。

Often when a person says: I am not bragging, this time, he will start to boast.

8、你们微信都是什么版本啊？我想下载一个有人给我发消息的版本。

What versions of wechat are you? I want to download a version that someone sent me a message.

9、早上上班过安检的时候，金属检测仪一直在我身上滴滴响个不停，原来是检测到了我这钢铁般的意志。

When I went to work in the morning, the metal detector kept ringing on my body. It turned out that it had detected my iron will.

10、我觉得我已经离土豪不远了，目前完成了一半，就是土。

I think I"m not far away from the local tyrants. At present, I"ve finished half of the work, which is the earth.

11、如果你嫌我粘人的话，那你和不粘锅谈恋爱去吧！

If you think I"m sticky, then you fall in love with the non stick pot!

12、高考和暗恋的男神同一考场，我通过各种手段给他传答案，争取考同一所学校。成绩出来后，我们在同一所学校复读。

At the time of college entrance examination, I was in the same examination room with my secret love God. I passed answers to him through various means, striving to test the same school. After the results came out, we went back to the same school.

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