岁月漫长‖适合发朋友圈的沙雕句子（拯救你的不开心）
运动是一种享受， 但是我不运动 ，因为我不是那种贪图享受的人。
Exercise is a kind of enjoyment, but I do not exercise, because I am not the kind of person who covet enjoyment.
爱美之心， 人皆有之 ，你不爱我 ，你不是人。
Love the heart of beauty, people have, you do not love me, you are not a person.
恋爱的酸臭能忘就忘， 金钱的芬芳必须记得。
The sour smell of love can be forgotten, the fragrance of money must be remembered.
我背井离乡，后来全村人都来找我了，我背着井又回来了。
I left home, and then the whole village came to me, and I came back with the well on my back.
妈妈说不能交不三不四的朋友所以我的朋友都很二。
My mother said that I can"t make friends with no friends, so my friends are very silly.
有时候觉得自己太美了，拿出身份证一看，对不起 ，多虑了！
Sometimes feel oneself too beautiful, take out id card to see, sorry, much worry!
愚公临死前对自己的儿子说:移山移山。
儿子说:亮晶晶。
Before he died, yu gong said to his son, "move the mountains. The son said, twinkle, twinkle.
准备吃外卖的我，突然想起来自己的体重又胖了二斤，我猛地打了一巴掌，唉呀，吃外卖怎么能分心呢？
Prepare to eat takeout of me, suddenly think of their weight and fat two jin, I suddenly hit a slap, oh, how can eat takeout distraction?
我们做彼此的天使吧，我做天，你做使……
Let"s be each other"s angel, I"ll be god, you"ll be...
手机请你自我检讨一下，为什么总是拉着我熬夜？
Mobile phone please self-criticism, why always pull me to stay up late?
假如生活欺骗了你，不要忧郁，也不要惊慌，因为他明天还会继续欺骗你。
If life cheats you, don"t worry and don"t be alarmed, for it will cheats you again tomorrow.
我要做你的太阳，高兴的时候温暖你，不高兴的时候晒死你！
I want to be your sun, happy when you warm, not happy when you die!
天底下没有不散的宴席，但如果你请我，我可以陪你多吃会。
There is no such thing as a good dinner, but if you invite me, I can accompany you to eat more.
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