能逗对象开心的语句 调皮可爱（开心一整天）

1、如果有一天你受委屈了，请打电话给我，让我知道你也会有今天！

If one day you are wronged, please call me, let me know you will have today!

2、有一天下雨，有辆劳斯莱斯开过，溅了我一身水，当时我就发誓，等我有钱了一定要买一套雨衣。

One day when it rained, a Rolls Royce drove by and splashed me with water. At that time, I swore that I would buy a raincoat when I had money.

3、当初清华有一个保送资格，我没去，一来是离家比较远，二来保送的不是我。

At the beginning, Tsinghua University had a recommendation qualification. I didn"t go there. On the one hand, it was far away from home. On the other hand, it was not me who came to escort.

4、生活总是会让你苦一阵子，不要心急，因为它还会让你苦上一辈子。

Life will always make you suffer for a while, don"t worry, because it will make you suffer for a lifetime.

5、为什么妈妈都不喜欢媳妇，而奶奶都喜欢孙媳妇？因为，敌人的敌人就是朋友。

Why don"t mothers like daughter-in-law, while grandmothers like granddaughter-in-law? Because the enemy of an enemy is a friend.

6、为了能够早日当上富二代，我每天都躺在床上等我爸富起来。

In order to be a rich second generation as soon as possible, I lay in bed every day waiting for my father to get rich.

7、有时候觉得自己变丑了，但拿出美颜相机后发现还是多虑了。

Sometimes I feel that I have become ugly, but after taking out the beauty camera, I find that I still worry too much.

8、你太喜欢生气了，你就应该多和灭火器谈恋爱。

If you are too angry, you should fall in love with fire extinguisher.

9、我就像一个公主一样，每天都有骑士带着吃的来看我，唯一不同的是，我的骑士需要配送费。

I"m like a princess. Every day a knight comes to see me with food. The only difference is that my knight needs a delivery fee.

10、我没有资格和你说白头偕老，因为还没到白发我可能就全秃了。

I don"t have the right to talk to you about growing old together, because I may be totally bald before I get gray hair.

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