「晚安」极品幽默的个性句子 简短风趣（治愈你的不开心）

如果大家一起交白卷，那么大家都是第一，又何必攀比成绩高低呢？

If you hand in the white paper together, then everyone is the first, why bother to compare the results?

幸亏很多走廊里的灯，都是声控灯，万一哪天整个颜控的，我可能要在这漆黑的过道里从头走到尾了。

Fortunately, many of the lights in the corridor are voice-activated lights. In case one day the entire face is controlled, I may have to walk through the dark corridor.

在背后说我坏话的时候，请别添油加醋，这不是炒菜，你也不是大厨。

Please don’t add oil and vinegar when you say bad things behind your back. This is not cooking, and you are not a chef.

如果你把写作业，当作批阅奏折，会不会感觉不一样？这样一想，是不是觉得连睡觉都觉得在浪费时间。

If you treat your homework as a group review, will you feel different? Think about it, do you think it is a waste of time even to sleep.

昨天我路过书店去买奶茶，想甜一下这无聊的生活，却发现书店门口摆着一本《解决你人生50％的问题》的书，于是我就放弃了买奶茶，一下子买了两本。

Yesterday I walked by the bookstore to buy milk tea and wanted to sweeten this boring life, but found a book "Solving 50% of Your Life" at the door of the bookstore, so I gave up buying milk tea and bought two at once .

每看一部韩剧，就想换个男朋友，可是换来换去，还是想要韩剧的男主，为什么不去照照镜子呢？

Every time I watch a Korean drama, I want to change my boyfriend, but in exchange for it, or the male lead who wants a Korean drama, why not look in the mirror?

如果我18岁，我可以悄悄的说好喜欢你，如果我28岁我可以大声告诉你我很爱你，可惜我才16岁，什么都给不了你，我还要上学呢。

If I am 18 years old, I can quietly say that I really like you. If I am 28 years old, I can tell you aloud that I love you very much. Unfortunately, I am only 16 years old.

都是我的不主动，不刻意，不强求，不玩暧昧，才成就了我这“万年单身狗”的光荣称号。

It was all my involuntary, unconscious, unobtrusive, and ambiguous that only made me the glorious title of "One Thousand Years Single Dog".

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