简单可爱的文案 沙雕欢乐多（太逗了）

适合发说说的皮句子，趣味感爆棚，治愈你的坏心情

我有钱是我的事，但是你想赚我钱，那就算你摊上事了！

It"s my business that I have money, but if you want to make money from me, it"s your business!

过年，别人在每个平台上集卡是娱乐，而我是因为真的需要这笔钱。

During the Chinese new year, others collect cards on every platform for entertainment, but I really need the money.

男女之间也是有纯友谊的，只要一个打死不说，一个硬抗到底。

There is also pure friendship between men and women.As long as one is killed, one will fight to the end.

这么多年了，一个人跟我敌对到现在，他叫：别人家的孩子！

For so many years, a man has been hostile to me until now. His name is: other people"s children!

以后失恋了就把手指甲全部剪掉，证明我也为爱情自残过。

Later, I cut off all my nails when I was lovelorn, which proved that I had hurt myself for love.

每次面对美食，我都告诫自己：“吃多了会死。”但结果证明，我根本就不怕死。

Every time I face delicious food, I always warn myself: "if I eat too much, I will die." But it turns out that I"m not afraid of death at all.

这年代，男生坏的不行，比女生白，比女生漂亮，还和女生抢男朋友！

In this era, boys are not bad, whiter than girls, prettier than girls, and they rob boyfriends with girls!

我终于明白军训为什么要前后左右的转了，因为只有这样才能晒得更均匀。

I finally understand why the military training around the left and right, because only in this way can the sun more evenly.

找呀找呀找朋友，找到一个女朋友，亲亲嘴，拉拉手，期待生个小朋友。

Find and find friends, find a girlfriend, kiss and hold hands, looking forward to having a child.

月老给我用的一定是劣质的红线，不然怎么可能老断呢？

Yuelao gave me a bad red line. Otherwise, how could it be broken?

前天跟现任女友拍亲密照发动态，问朋友们般配不？前女友第一回复：呸！

The day before yesterday, I took intimate photos with my current girlfriend and asked if they were a good match? Ex girlfriend first reply: bah!

每个宿舍都有一个磨牙的，一个说梦话的，一个打呼噜的，一个睡很晚纵观全场的！

Each dormitory has a molars, a dreamer, a snorer, a sleep late throughout the audience!

每天早上起床都要看一遍富翁排行榜，如果上面没有我的名字，我就去上班。

Get up every morning to see the rich list, if there is no my name on it, I will go to work.

就爱吃肉，就长胖了怎么了？好不容易爬上食物链顶端，不吃多亏啊。

Love to eat meat, grow fat how? It"s not easy to climb to the top of the food chain. Thank you for not eating.