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处对象吗？八月份我找你谈恋爱，九月份帮你掰玉米，十月去你家收稻谷，不要心疼我，我农村长大的，干活猛的很。

Do you have a partner? I"ll fall in love with you in August, break corn for you in September, and harvest rice at your house in October. Don"t worry about me. I grew up in the countryside and worked very hard.

别人吃炸鸡我也吃，别人喝奶茶我也喝，别人搞蛋糕我也搞，别人九十斤我不吭声。

I also eat fried chicken, I drink milk tea, cake, and I don"t say a word.

现在的歹徒还是挺有良心的，我一直嚷嚷着我饿了，他二话不说就塞了块抹布在我嘴里。

Now the gangsters still have a conscience. I always yell that I am hungry. He put a rag in my mouth without saying a word.

过惯了没钱的生活，现在要开始过更加没钱的生活了。

I"m used to living a life without money. Now I"m going to live a more money free life.

每次打游戏，有人骂你我都会帮你骂回去，你还看不出来吗？我是真的很喜欢骂人啊。

Every time I play games, someone scolds you, I will help you scold back, can"t you see it? I really like swearing.

水壶啊，你为什么哭泣，是因为屁股太烫了吗？

Kettle, why do you cry? Is it because your butt is too hot?

现在很多年轻人为了耍酷，过马路也要戴耳机，殊不知这样非常危险，万一被车撞了，耳机不就坏了吗？

Nowadays, many young people have to wear earphones when they cross the road in order to be cool. However, it is very dangerous. In case of being hit by a car, the earphone will not be broken?

明星脱一点就能更出名，我光了个膀子就被抓起来了。

Now the gangsters still have a conscience. I always yell that I am hungry. He put a rag in my mouth without saying a word.

建议大家多爱我，会有助于脱单，上次说喜欢我的男的，已经换了两个女朋友了。

Suggest you love me more, will help to take off the list, the last say love my man, already changed two girlfriends.

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