9个让你心情变好的幽默小短句 不开心的时候看看（你会释然很多）

“他们说。”“他们说啥？”“让他们说去吧。”

"They said." "What did they say?" "Let them go."

挫折教育的重点在教育，而不是提供挫折。

Frustration education focuses on education rather than providing frustration.

他说过喜欢你，但没说只喜欢你。

He said he liked you, but he didn"t say he only liked you.

“留下来吧”，这几个字只有课文背不下来的时候语文老师对我说过。

"Stay here," the Chinese teacher said to me only when the text could not be memorized.

想说点什么，但最后却什么都没说。

I wanted to say something, but in the end I said nothing.

他说过他爱你，但没说只爱你。

He said that he loves you, but he didn"t say he only loves you.

钱确实是身外之物，都在别人口袋里。

Money is indeed something outside, all in someone else"s pocket.

为什么日本人吃饭之前都会说：“我要开动了。”神回复：让饭有心理准备。

Why do Japanese people always say: "I"m going to start." God replied: Let the rice be mentally prepared.

学生：“老师，你教的都是些没用的东西。”老师：“我不许你这么说自己。”

Student: "Teacher, all you teach is useless." Teacher: "I don"t allow you to say that."