很皮很逗的爆笑短句：堵车（又叫做卡路里）

1.人生没有过不去的坎，有的是过不完的坎！

There is no insurmountable hurdle in life，there are endless hurdles to cross！

2.所谓的道理都是讲给别人听的，当然也包括这一句。

All the so-called truth is told to others, including this sentence.

3.如何确定是不是真爱：他看你的眼神，有没有像看菜单时一样的认真。

How to tell whether it"s true love: when he looks at you, does he look as carefully as looking at the menu?

4.儿行千里母担忧，担忧打电话回来要钱。

Mother are worried when her son goes far away，she worry that her child would call back for money.

5.堵车，又叫做卡路里！

Traffic jams, are also called“stuck on the road” ！

6.老师讲雨是云变的。我想女人也是云变的，老下雨。

The teacher said that rain is changed by clouds. I think women are also changed by clouds, too. They always rain.

7.“老师，我想请假。”

"Teacher, I want to ask for leave."

“你怎么了？”

"What"s the matter?"

“我晕课。”

"Having classes makes me dizzy."

“出去！”

"Get out!"

8.你永远不能随便让一个人低头，但我能！——理发师

You can never just let a person lower down his head, but I can! -- barber

9.“请问你们这里有三毛的书吗？”

"Excuse me, do you have the book of Sanmao here?"

“没钱就别逛书店啦。”

"Don"t travel around the bookstore without money."

10.上帝为我关上了一扇门，到现在还没想起来帮我开窗户！

God has closed a door for me, and has not remembered to open the window for me!

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