一看就“哇塞 好有趣”的沙雕文案（公主都爱看的搞笑句）
一、别人都是宝藏女孩，而我就不一样了，我是五个小时吃三顿的饱胀女孩。
Everyone else is a treasure girl, but I am different. I am a full girl who eats three meals in five hours
二、如果你正在读这段话就证明你爱上我了，如果你想否认，那为什么还在读。
If you are reading this passage, it proves that you are in love with me. If you want to deny it, why are you still reading it?
三、为什么没人跟我说早上好，就因为现在是晚上嘛？
Why didn"t anyone tell me good morning because it"s night?
四、连我你都不抱，你抱什么，抱佛脚吗？
You don"t even hug me. What are you hugging?
五、和平精英里的衣服比我身上穿的衣服都贵。
Clothes in the peace elite are more expensive than those I wear.
六、分手一滴泪没流的我，却因为游戏没赢哭了。
I broke up without a tear, but I cried because I didn"t win the game.
七、听说和一个人聊天了久了会产生感情，所以我选择了一堆。
I heard that chatting with a person for a long time will produce feelings, so I chose a bunch of them
八、请不要对我放电！我这有来电显示！
Please don"t discharge to me! I have caller ID here!
九、别人赖床是因为有钱想睡多晚就睡多晚，我赖床是因为没钱，能省一餐是一餐。
Others stay in bed because they have money to sleep as late as they want. I stay in bed because I can save a meal without money.
十、别人都喜欢被叫，宝宝，乖乖，崽崽，小朋友，小东西，而我不一样，我喜欢被人叫爸爸。
Everyone else likes to be called a baby, a baby, a child, a little thing, but I"m different. I like to be called dad
十一、今年唯一的骄傲就是我体温36.5。
My only pride this year is that my temperature is 36.5.
十二、确认过太阳，是真的不能出门。
Confirmed that the sun really can"t go out
十三、想必大家一打开朋友圈就能看到我，应该开心得合不拢嘴了吧。
Presumably, as soon as you open your circle of friends, you can see that I should be happy and keep my mouth shut.
十四、我现在离出轨，只差两个男朋友了。
I"m only two boyfriends away from cheating now
十五、小龙女走后，杨过孤身一人非常伤心，尤其一到下雪天，就觉得老天在嘲笑他，因为没有一片雪花是无辜的。
After the little dragon girl left, Yang Guo was very sad alone, especially when it snowed, he felt that God was laughing at him because there was no snowflake without a aunt
十六、“我要当上海贼王“上海警察很厉害的”
"I want to be one piece." Shanghai police are very powerful.
十七、受委屈了就看看银行存款，容易哭出来。
If you are wronged, it is easy to cry when you look at bank deposits
十八、夏天的阳光真像蘸了辣椒水一样。
Summer sunshine is really like dipping in pepper water
十九、今天是个好天气不知道会不会有个对象掉下来。
It"s a fine day today. I wonder if an object will fall down.
二十、我太爱熬夜了，我感觉我上辈子可能是路灯。
I love staying up late. I feel like I might have been a streetlight in my last life
二十一、爱我者暴富，不爱我者搬砖。
Those who love me get rich and those who don"t love me move bricks