考试时发的皮句子 句句搞笑（太有才了）
区区一个期末考试，你怕什么，它就考什么。
Just a final exam. Whatever you are afraid of, it will be tested.
有的人，不到最后一刻，绝不复习！没错，是我。
Some people, until the last moment, never review, yes, it"s me.
小学考试刚及格跟死了爹一样，现在考试刚及格跟当了爹一样。
Primary school just to pass the exam with dead father, now just to pass the exam just like as a father.
考试期间不要叫我真名，请叫我过儿。
Don"t call me my real name during the exam. Please call me Guo er.
提前交卷的唯一原因，是周围的人，都没有利用价值了。
The only reason to hand in papers ahead of time is that the people around you are useless.
有一种填空题叫完全不会，有一种选择题叫看起来都对，有一种计算题叫边做边流泪，有一种应用题叫做起来崩溃。
There is a kind of fill-in-the-blank question called totally impossible, there is a kind of multiple choice question that looks right, there is a kind of calculation question called tearing while doing, and there is a kind of application question called collapse.
恋人会背叛你，朋友会离开你，数学不会，不会就是不会。
Lovers will betray you, friends will leave you, mathematics will not, will not be.
小朋友，你是否有很多问号，为什么，快考试了你还啥也不会。
Children, do you have a lot of question marks, why, the exam is coming, you still can"t do anything.
“世界上最宽广的是什么？”
“考试范围”
"What is the broadest in the world?"
"Examination Scope"
你们考试的时候也只会填名字、班级和学号吗？
Do you only fill in the name, class and student number during the exam?
学习就学习，为什么还考试，怎么人与人之间连一点信任都没有。
Learn as you learn, why do you still take an exam, and how can you have no trust between people.
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