「晚安」经典睿智的个性句子 又皮又个性（发朋友圈首选）

当我说话变得有点冲的时候，请不要误认为我很失礼，相反是我良好的教养和遵纪守法的社会责任感，阻止了我直接动手暴打你。

When my speech becomes a little rushing, please don’t mistake me for being rude. On the contrary, my good upbringing and law-abiding social responsibility prevent me from directly beating you.

不管多远都送你回家的是大乔，为了追你而翻山越岭的是哪吒，愿为你生一堆宝宝的是米莱狄，做着飞机去找你的是娜可露露，你看想要的怎么样的爱情这都有，还说什么，快上号上号。

No matter how far away it is Da Qiao, who is going to chase you over the mountains and the mountains, what is willing to give you a bunch of babies is Miletti, it is Nakolulu who is flying to find you You can see what kind of love you want. What else do you say?

无缝衔接，除了证明门槛低还能证明什么？那女孩子若知道你是刚刚分手的还往上贴，不是缺爱，那是缺什么？

Seamless connection, besides proving that the threshold is low, what else can you prove? If the girl knows that you just broke up and posted, it is not lack of love, what is missing?

今天听了莫文蔚的阴天，又听了周杰伦的晴天，可还是忍不住想送你去唐僧取经的地方。

Today I heard Mo Wenwei"s cloudy day and Jay Chou"s sunny day, but I still can"t help but want to send you to the place where the Tang monk took the sutra.

你给我足够的钱，我便不介意你在外面找其他女人，你给我足够的爱，我便不会因为你没钱而离开，反正是人总得图一样吧。

If you give me enough money, I don’t mind you looking for other women outside. If you give me enough love, I won’t leave because you don’t have money. Anyway, people always have the same picture.

看韩剧想处对象，看国剧想分手，看泰剧想复仇，看港剧想当大哥大，我这一天天的心情，就跟那过山车似的。

I want to deal with Korean dramas, I want to break up with Chinese dramas, I want to get revenge with Thai dramas, I want to be a big brother when I watch Hong Kong dramas.

咱俩谈了一年又一年，你在分手的时候也没有公开我，看来我真是让你拿不出手啊！

We have talked for years and years, and you did not disclose me when you broke up. It seems that I really can"t let you out!

现在也不知道该买什么样的手机，才能接收到喜欢的男孩发信息给我。

I don"t know what kind of mobile phone to buy now, in order to receive messages from my favorite boy.

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