适合女生做签名的皮句子 每天笑一笑（烦恼不见了）

1、既然事已至此，还是先吃饭吧！

Since the matter has come to this point, let"s eat first!

2、后来终于在眼泪中明白，有些人胖了之后就再瘦不回来。

Later, I finally understood in my tears that some people would not come back when they were fat.

3、圆脸七分财，不富也镇宅。

Round face seven cents wealth, not rich also town house.

4、我的超能力就是：所有事情，都超出了我的能力。

My superpowers are: Everything, it"s beyond me.

5、不要哭，注了水的猪肉没人要的。

Don"t cry. No one wants the pork with water.

6、你要悄悄的熬夜，然后成为地中海，闪瞎所有人的眼。

You want to stay up late quietly, and then become the Mediterranean, blinding everyone.

7、爱情小坦克，谁撞谁休克。

Love little tank, who hit who shock.

8、如果你想抱我，一定要提前告诉我，我好把肚子收一收。

If you want to hug me, you must tell me in advance so that I can collect my stomach.

9、既然没人牵手手，那咱就自己揣兜兜。

Since no one is holding hands, let"s put it in our pocket.

10、愚公临死前对儿子说：“移山，移山”。儿子说：“亮晶晶”。

Before he died, Yu Gong said to his son, "Move the mountain, move the mountain.". The son says: "Bright Bright".

11、灯红酒绿到处嗨，你不爱我不应该。

Debauchery everywhere hi, you do not love me should not.

12、谁都不要欺负我，奥特曼是我大哥。

Don"t bully me, and Ultraman is my elder brother.

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