适合国庆节发的搞笑皮句 其乐无穷（点赞超多）

世界那么大，国庆节我只想去朋友圈看看！

The world is so big, I just want to visit my circle of friends on National Day!

哎，出门添堵，不如在家舒服！

Well, it"s better to be comfortable at home than to go out!

这世界究竟怎么了，我跨过了山和海，却只看见了人山人海！

What happened to the world? I crossed mountains and seas, but only saw a sea of people!

今天是祖国的生日，吃个蛋糕没事吧！

Today is the birthday of our motherland. Is it okay to eat a cake?

国庆节七天游，你就抽一天时间来我心里转一转呗！

Seven-day tour on National Day, just take one day to come and have a look in my heart!

国庆节啥都好，就是作业多！

Everything is good on National Day, but there are many homework!

为了祖国下一代，再搓也要谈恋爱！

For the sake of the next generation of our motherland, we should fall in love again!

每逢佳节胖5斤，今天胖个5公斤！

Every festive season, I gained 5 kg, but today I gained 5 kg!

不要问我国庆去哪耍，直接宿舍七日游！

Don"t ask me where to play on National Day, just go to the dormitory for seven days!

放假了，买个地球仪，不仅可以去世界看看，还可以去世界转转！

Have a holiday, buy a globe, you can not only go to the world to see, but also go around the world!

没有一点点防备，也没有一丝丝顾虑，国庆就这样过完了！

Without a little guard against, and without a trace of concern, the National Day is over!

除了想和祖国庆生，对其它的一概没兴趣！

I"m not interested in anything but celebrating my birthday with my motherland!