让朋友圈人气暴增的沙雕句子 调皮可爱（趣味多多）

1、晚上偷偷的问魔镜，我是不是这个世界上最黑的人？魔镜说，谁，是谁在说话？

Night secretly asked the mirror, I am not the darkest person in the world? The mirror said, who, who is speaking?

2、做我女朋友吧，行还是不行？我只允许你回答一个字，滚。

Be my girlfriend, OK or not? I only allow you to answer one word, get out.

3、朋友打电话给我，一起去餐厅吃饭，说好结账的时候AA，我付了一半的钱，他冲我一笑，拿出了五折优惠券。

My friend called me and went to the restaurant to have dinner together. He said that when I checked out, I paid half of the money. He gave me a smile and took out a 50% discount coupon.

4、你还年轻，不要总觉得自己现在就坠入了人生低谷，其实你还有很大的下降空间。

You are still young, don"t always feel that you have fallen into the trough of life now, in fact, you still have a lot of room for decline.

5、这个世界总是充满着离别，但有些人错过，我真的谢天谢地。

The world is always full of parting, but some people miss it, I really thank God.

6、看多了励志的视频，就会有想要学习的欲望，不过幸好我自制力强，把它给压制下去了。

After watching more inspirational videos, I will have the desire to learn. Fortunately, I have strong self-control and suppressed it.

7、之前被拉近了一个减肥群，三个月之后他们成功减肥都走了，而我留下来当了群主。

Before I was drawn into a weight loss group, three months later, they successfully lost weight, and I stayed to be the leader of the group.

8、那你觉得自己不行的时候，你就去过马路，因为过马路你就变成行人了。

When you think you can"t do it, you go to the road, because when you cross the road, you become a pedestrian.

9、正义都能迟到，为什么我上班不能？

Justice can be late, why can"t I go to work?

10、如果你恨我，恨到想要拿钱雇人来打我，那你大可不必这样，你可以直接把钱转给我，只要钱到位，我连自己都打。

If you hate me so much that you want to hire someone to beat me, you don"t have to. You can directly transfer the money to me. As long as the money is in place, I will beat myself.

11、不知道为什么，每次上学都会感到身体不舒服，然后就请了半天假，刚出来就感觉舒服多了。

I don"t know why. I feel uncomfortable every time I go to school. Then I ask for half a day"s leave. I feel much more comfortable as soon as I come out.

12、年轻人，上班的时候不要总盯着手机屏幕看，要不时地抬起头看看老板的位置。

Young people, when you go to work, don"t always stare at the mobile phone screen, but look up at the position of the boss from time to time.

13、你加我好友，一不跟我聊天，二不看我发动态，三也不给我朋友圈点赞，你加我干嘛？留着上香吗？

Add my friends, one do not chat with me, two do not see my hair dynamic, three do not give my friends circle praise, you add me why? Do you keep the incense？

14、本来我也是有八块腹肌的人，只是在练第九块的时候走火入魔，最后变成了九九归一。

Originally, I had eight abdominal muscles, but when I was practicing the ninth one, I became obsessed with it, and finally I became one.

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