很皮很逗的爆笑短句：出来混（迟早要换号）
1.你看你，来都来了，怎么才带这么点东西？
Look at you, since you have come，why do you bring so little?
2.妈妈们的育儿经：头胎照书养，二胎照猪喂。
Mothers" parenting: the first child according to book, the second child according to feed pigs.
3.世界并不缺少美，也不缺少发现美的眼睛，只是缺少拥有美的钱。
The world is not lack of beauty, nor lack of eyes to find beauty, but lack of money to own beauty.
4.婚姻从开始到结束，带给你的都是开心。结婚时你开心，离婚时你更开心！
From the beginning to the end, marriage brings you happiness. You"re happy when you"re married, happier when you"re divorced!
5.出来混，迟早要换号！
Come out to mix, sooner or later you will change your number!
6.“大哥，有个人扬言要砍我，怎么办？”
"Elder brother, a person threatens to chop me, how to do?"
“先下手为强啊，在他砍你之前，先砍自己几刀。”
"Act first. Before he strikes you, strike yourself."
7.静若瘫痪，动若癫痫。这形容真是绝了！
Being static as if paralysis, movement as if epilepsy. What a description!
8.“假如我又丑又穷又笨，你还会爱我吗？”
"Would you still love me if I were ugly and poor and stupid?"
“你觉得你还用假如吗？”
"Do you think you need to use if?"
9.一个成功的男人背后一定有个伟大的女人。马云除外，他成功的背后有千千万万的败家女。
Behind every successful man there must be a great woman. Except Ma Yun, the backside of his success has thousands upon thousands of prodigal females.
10.“老婆，老婆，快看，我上电视了！”
"Wife, wife, look, I"m on TV!"
“抽什么风，快点下来，电视都被你压坏了，败家玩意！”
"Come down quickly, the TV is all crushed by you, gizmo!"
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