适合官宣发的可爱句子 幽默风趣（值得推荐）

1.抱歉了列表，该老子甜了。

Sorry for the list. It"s time for me to be sweet.

2.图他年纪大，图他不洗澡，图他三室一厅可以跑。

Tu he is old. He doesn"t take a bath. He can run in three bedrooms and one living room.

3.照顾自己太久了，该轮到你了。

It"s been too long to take care of yourself. It"s your turn.

4.女孩不用担心自己的身高，喜欢你的男孩自然会想方设法适应你的身高，比如为你弯腰。

Girls don"t have to worry about their height, boys who like you will naturally try to adapt to your height, such as bending for you

5.唯恐天下不知，急急宣之于众。

For fear that the world does not know, it is urgent to publicize it to the public.

6.恭喜我诈骗成功。

Congratulations on my success.

7.我决定，从此以后融入你的生活，你后悔也来不及了。

I decided, from now on into your life, you regret too late.

8.广播通知：从此以后我也是有大哥保护的人了。

Broadcast notice: since then, I have been protected by my big brother.

9.你对象这个位子，我要做一辈子。

I"ll do it all my life.

10.余生不用指教了，都听我指挥吧。

You don"t have to teach me for the rest of your life.

11.国家分配的终于到货了。

The national distribution has finally arrived.

12.做够了小仙女，现在想做你夫人。

Enough of being a fairy. Now I want to be your wife.

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