日常发朋友圈的沙雕句子 简单逗趣（一眼就爱上）

1、原本想一口吃掉忧愁，不料却一口吃成一个胖子。

Originally, I wanted to eat my sorrow, but I became a fat man.

2、感觉自己得了健忘症，一进商场就忘记自己没钱的事实。

I feel that I have amnesia and forget the fact that I have no money as soon as I enter the mall.

3、那些放肆熬夜的夜晚，终究要用一个起不来床的早上来偿还。

Those unbridled stay up night, after all, with a can not get up to bed in the morning to repay.

4、这一天天过得跟复制似的，无聊是真的无聊。

It"s like copying every day. It"s boring. It"s really boring.

5、不想当废物了，想当宠物。

I don"t want to be a waste. I want to be a pet.

6、我生病了，一想到明天还要上班就浑身没劲还想吐。

I"m sick. I feel bored and sick at the thought of going to work tomorrow.

7、呼吸正常，体温正常，精神异常，体重异常。

Breathing is normal, body temperature is normal, mental disorder, weight is abnormal.

8、我不允许你们说我胖，我这不叫胖，我这叫可爱到膨胀。

I don"t allow you to say that I"m fat. I"m not fat. I"m cute to puff.

9、朋友今天生日，没能力给她买什么，只能买个小蛋糕，等我以后有能力了，我会重新换个朋友。

Today is my friend"s birthday. I can"t buy anything for her. I can only buy a small cake. When I have the ability, I will change my friend again.

10、在花一样的年纪，却长成一颗多肉。

At the same age as flowers, I grew into a fleshy one.

11、多年前你一句保重，我至今没瘦。

Many years ago you said to me to take care of myself. I"m not thin yet.

12、看见别的女孩子吃我也吃，看见别的女孩子买我也买，看见别的女孩子又瘦又美我就当没看见。

When I see other girls eating, I also eat. When I see other girls buying, I also buy. When I see other girls are thin and beautiful, I don"t see them.

13、记忆不足，日常来凑。

I don"t have enough memory. I use my daily life to make up for it.

14、六月自拍，夸就完事了。

Take a selfie in June, and boast about it.

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