用一句话证明你是急性子 调皮搞怪（让人笑崩）

1、我洗澡都嫌慢，我直接把浴缸的水倒在身上。

I hate to take a bath slowly. I pour the bath water on my body.

2、我下楼都嫌慢，我一般直接跳。

I hate going downstairs slowly. I usually jump directly.

3、考试的时候时间过得太慢了，我一般都直接交白卷。

Time goes by so slowly in the exam that I usually hand in the blank paper directly.

4、我嫌上班日子太慢了，一般都直接不上班。

I dislike that working days are too slow. I usually don"t go to work directly.

5、我吃饭都嫌麻烦，一般直接倒到马桶里。

I feel troublesome when I eat. I usually pour it directly into the toilet.

6、我出生的时候嫌活得太慢，直接先去见了阎王。

When I was born, I was too slow to live, so I went to see the king of hell first.

7、我拖地都嫌慢，我一般直接在地上滚。

I hate to drag the floor slowly, I usually roll directly on the ground.

8、我嫌地球转得太慢，我直接去月球看地球。

I dislike that the earth moves too slowly. I go directly to the moon to see the earth.

9、我嫌谈恋爱太慢，直接结了婚。

I hated falling in love too slowly and got married.

10、我发工资去银行存钱都觉得麻烦，直接接花了。

I feel troublesome when I pay my salary to deposit money in the bank, so I take it directly.

11、我生病了输液都嫌慢，一般都直接喝。

I"m sick and infusion is slow. I usually drink it directly.

12、我去剪头发都嫌慢，一般直接推光头。

When I go to have my hair cut, I dislike the slowness, so I usually push my head straight.

13、我嫌数钱太慢，直接转账。

I hate counting money too slowly. I transfer money directly.

14、我等车都嫌慢，直接自己跑。

I dislike the slow waiting for the car and run by myself.

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