美女觉得超赞的皮句（开心一整天）
一，不开心就去超市逛逛吧，你会听到好多好消息，比如酸奶买一送一。
Go to the supermarket if you are unhappy. You will hear a lot of good news, such as buy one get one free yogurt.
二，我又不骗你谈恋爱 你管我开不开美颜。
I don"t lie to you to fall in love. You don"t care if I can"t open my beauty
三，我有一个技能可以两天写完周末作业可这居然是个被动技能要到最后一天才能触发。
I have a skill that can finish my weekend homework in two days, but it is a passive skill that can"t be triggered until the last day
四，我又不骗你谈恋爱，你管我开不开美颜。
I don"t lie to you to fall in love, you can"t open my beauty.
五，有人网恋吗？只能接受15KM的异地恋，再远我的电瓶车就没电了。
Does anyone love online? I can only accept 15KM of long-distance love, and my battery car will have no electricity.
六，如果你不开心就去加油站工作，那样就会有好多人跟你说加油，还会给你钱。
If you are unhappy, go to work at a gas station, so many people will tell you to cheer and give you money.
七，P图是我的本身，能看到是你的荣幸。
P picture is my own, it is your pleasure to see it
八，家花不如野花香 老婆不如游戏香 消息什么时候不能回这把掉分 下把可就打不回老婆有的是游戏可就那一个。
Family flowers are not as good as wild flowers, and wives are not as good as games. When can you not return this one? You can"t call your wife back. Some games are just that one
九，不管我在忙什么，我都会抽空玩手机，这大概就是我专一稳定的好品质吧。
No matter what I am busy with, I will take time to play with my mobile phone. This is probably my good quality of being single-minded and stable
十，你们一定要好好读书，不用像我一样靠着一张美丽的脸混吃混喝。
You must study hard, don"t eat and drink with a beautiful face like me
十一，交朋友要讲究门当户对，我是黄金，你起码得是王者吧。Make friends to pay attention to the right door, I am gold, you must at least be the king十二，14岁那年我抓住了一只蝉 便以为抓住了整个夏天 没想到蝉说:说不上恨别揪蝉 就一点喜欢？
Make friends to pay attention to the right door, I am gold, you must at least be the king十二，14岁那年我抓住了一只蝉 便以为抓住了整个夏天 没想到蝉说:说不上恨别揪蝉 就一点喜欢？When I was 14 years old, I caught a cicada and thought I had caught it all summer. I didn"t expect the cicada to say, "I just like it if I hate it."
十二，14岁那年我抓住了一只蝉 便以为抓住了整个夏天 没想到蝉说:说不上恨别揪蝉 就一点喜欢？
When I was 14 years old, I caught a cicada and thought I had caught it all summer. I didn"t expect the cicada to say, "I just like it if I hate it."
十三，去医院检查医生一边写一边问喝酒不？我一脸懵逼试探性地问说：今晚吗？
Go to the hospital to check the doctor and ask: Do you drink? I looked puzzled and asked tentatively: Tonight?
十四，别人面基从电梯亲到床上我面对基双方觉得对方都是P图硬是从车站打到派出所。
Others face the base from the elevator to the bed. I face the base. Both sides feel that the other side is P. It is hard to fight from the station to the police station
十五，你要是喜欢一个女生就好好学习找个好工作挣好多好多钱等她结婚的时候多出点份子钱。
If you like a girl, study hard, find a good job and earn a lot of money. When she gets married, she will have more money