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句子大全 2007-12-22 07:43:59
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一,抛个硬币,如果摔碎了,今天就不吃晚饭了

Flip a coin. If you break it, you won"t have dinner today

二,别的女孩只想撒娇,我只想和你单挑

Other girls just want to be spoiled, I just want to fight you

三,吃好喝好,长生不老,白白胖胖 ,充满希望

Eat and drink well, live forever, fat and full of hope

四,喜欢我就眨一下眼睛,不喜欢我就把左腿放到右边的肩膀上

If you like me, just blink your eyes. If you don"t like me, put your left leg on the right shoulder. If you like me, blink your eyes. If you don"t like me, put your left leg on the right shoulder

五,我是人见人爱的人,所以你们可以叫我爱人

I"m a loved one, so you can call me a loved one

六,玻璃半夜从楼上摔下来了说:“晚安惹,我碎啦”

The glass fell from the upstairs in the middle of the night and said, "Good night, I am broken

七,别个女孩都是想撒娇,而我只想和你单挑

Every other girl is trying to be a spoiled brat, and I just want to fight you

八,喜欢我的就把头放在脖子上

If you like me, put your head on your neck

九,熬夜记忆力会衰退,是真的,因为熬夜记忆力会衰退,其实最大的伤害就是记忆力会衰退,而且记忆力还会衰退

Day and night memory will decline, it is true, because day and night memory will decline, in fact, the biggest injury is that memory will decline, and memory will decline

十,我叫派大星,我的邻居是章鱼哥 ,我的好朋友是海绵宝宝

My name is Pai Da Xing, my neighbor is octopus brother, my good friend is SpongeBob SquarePants

十一,如果有一天你想哭 请打电话给我 让我知道你也有今天.

If one day you want to cry, please call me and let me know that you have today.

十二,谈恋爱真的很麻烦 所以以后....就麻烦你啦

It"s really troublesome to fall in love, so in the future, I will trouble you

十三,我有一个问题 如果一个女孩最近胖了 但是她很可爱很善良 那她今晚可以吃火锅吗

I have a question. If a girl has put on weight recently, but she is very lovely and kind, can she eat hot pot tonight

十四,我知道岁月会磨平我的棱角但也没想是把我摁在地上摩擦

I knew the years would smooth my edges, but I didn"t think it would rub me against the ground

十五,有了马甲线 我就回从小熊软糖变成小熊硬糖 所以我是不会练的

With the vest line, I"m going back from gummy bear to gummy bear, so I"m not practicing

十六,因为有你在 一切都有意义.

Because with you, everything makes sense.

十七,唯有父母和前途不可辜负

Only parents and future can not live up to

十八,这个世界不会因为你是女孩子 就对你温柔

The world won"t be gentle with you just because you"re a girl

十九,想忘掉一个人 一个新欢 一个时间 可你知道吗 旧爱永远是爱 新欢永远是欢

Want to forget a person, a new love, a time, but you know what, old love is always love, new love is always joy

二十,希望以后的自己不会在感情里被折腾的一塌糊涂

I hope that in the future, I will not be tossed in my feelings

二十一,有两种人特别可爱一种是记性不太好的 还有一种我忘了

There are two kinds of people who are particularly cute, one with a bad memory and the other I forgot

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