夸小姐妹的彩虹屁文案 风趣幽默（招人喜欢）

一，好家伙还没到淘宝 就看到宝贝了。

Boy saw the baby before he arrived at Taobao.

二，你再不回去迪士尼就要没公主了。

If you don"t go back to Disney, there will be no princess.

三，如果你穿越回古希腊时期，那么就能避免喀索斯的悲剧了叭。

If you travel back to ancient Greece, you can avoid the tragedy of Cassius.

四，你长得这么美，不要便宜任何一个男孩子，答应我孤独终老好不好。

You are so beautiful, don"t be cheap to any boy, promise me to die alone.

五，出道叭，我带着七大姑八大姨给你投票。

Debut, I"ll vote for you with my seven aunts and eight aunts.

六，你不化妆是天生丽质，化了妆是仙女下凡。

You are born beautiful without makeup, but you are a fairy when you wear makeup.

七，我的老婆列表里又多了一位。

I have another wife on my list.

八，为你痴，为你狂，为你哐哐撞大墙。

I"m crazy about you, crazy about you, bumping into a big wall for you

九，请问是混血儿吗，美女混仙女那种。

Excuse me, is it a mixed race, a beautiful woman mixed with a fairy

十，美女你不用夸，我只是陈述事实。

Beauty, you don"t have to boast. I"m just stating the facts.

十一，上帝的珠宝掉落一地 所以我看见满天繁星和你的眼睛。

God"s jewels fell all over the floor, so I saw stars and your eyes.

十二，美女是天使吧，哪家医院做的怎么拿掉翅膀的一点痕迹都没有。

Beauty is an angel. Which hospital did it? How to take off its wings? There is no trace at all.

十三，p图技术再练练吧，根本没本人好看。

Practice the P-picture technique again. It is not as good-looking as I am.

十四，女娲娘娘炫技作品。

Nuwa Niangniang"s brilliant works.

十五，此女只应天上 有人间难得几回闻。

This woman should only be heard a few times in heaven and earth.

十六，你的容颜应该申请吉尼斯纪录。

Your face should apply for the Guinness Book of Records.

十七，这是什么绝世美女 万年一遇的颜啊。

This is a rare beauty once in a million years.

十八，我正开着日光灯玩手机 突然觉得周围暗了下来 原来是手机里的你的美貌在发光。

I was playing with my mobile phone with the fluorescent lamp on, and suddenly I felt it was dark around me. It turned out that your beauty in my mobile phone was shining.