有点可爱的搞笑句子 沙雕有趣（让人开心）

希望大家不要做一个抠门的人，因为门会被扣坏的。

I hope you don"t be a stingy person, because the door will be broken.

现在的生活宗旨就是，减肥出尔反尔，干饭言出必行

Now the purpose of life is to lose weight and do what you say

人生得意须尽欢得瑟一天是一天。

Every day is a happy day.

我有恋足癖，我爱吃烤猪蹄。

I have a foot fetish. I like roast pig feet.

有时候，别人对你冷淡，其实并不是你做错了什么，可能只是因为你长得丑而已。

Sometimes, others are indifferent to you. In fact, it"s not what you did wrong. It may just be because you"re ugly.

别再抱怨你在十四亿人中找不到一个对的人了，考试时你选择题四个选项都找不到一个对的。

Don"t complain that you can"t find a right person among 1.4 billion people. You can"t find a right one of the four options of multiple-choice questions in the exam.

不要当着我的面说别人坏话，不然我也想说。

Don"t speak ill of others in front of me, or I want to say it too.

智者不入爱河，铁锅只炖大鹅。爱河伤心又难过，大鹅暖心又解饿。

Wise men don"t fall in love. They only stew geese in an iron pot. Love is sad and sad, and the goose warms the heart and relieves hunger.

别以为掌声就是鼓励，蚊子到哪儿都有人“鼓掌”。

Don"t think applause is encouragement. People "applaud" everywhere mosquitoes go.

我发现一个问题，我喜欢和长得好看的人讲话，怪不得我老是自言自语。

I found a problem. I like to talk to good-looking people. No wonder I always talk to myself.

其实我最大的遗憾，就是不能亲吻自己可爱的脸。

In fact, my biggest regret is that I can"t kiss my lovely face.

“你变了，变得不像以前那么简单了”“怎么啦？”“别闹，我在和作业说话”

"You"ve changed. It"s not as simple as before" "what"s the matter?" "stop it, I"m talking to my homework."

据我观察，凡是爱说不以金钱论成败的，都是没钱的！

According to my observation, those who love to say that they don"t talk about success or failure with money have no money!

与人争执时，退一步海阔天空；追女友时，退一步人去楼空。

When arguing with others, take a step back; When chasing your girlfriend, step back and leave the building empty.

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