朋友圈中可爱有趣的文案 句句真实（值得收藏）

人生已经开始在我的小猪身上加卤水了。

Life has begun to add brine to my pig.

要给我的多余的东西下最后通牒。

Give me an ultimatum for my superfluous things.

其他的女孩想要撒娇，而我只想和你在一起。

Other girls want to be coquettish, and I just want to be with you.

别太攀比了，要比谁都早起床。

Don"t be too competitive. Get up earlier than everyone else.

想到我就说，让我打喷嚏还算什么！

Think of me and say, let me sneeze is nothing!

好活着，他妈的谁也不会少。

Good to live, no one will be less.

在我出现之前世界上本来没有公主。

Before I appeared, there was no princess in the world.

没有点赞，说明你的手机不行！

If you don"t like it, it means your mobile phone is not good!

一位可爱的男士正在读我写的东西

A lovely man was reading what I had written

如果坚持不发朋友圈，就会成为明星，我才刚刚更新！

If you insist on not sending a circle of friends, you will become a star, I just updated!

就像太监不喜欢去妓院一样，我也不太喜欢去银行，有些东西我没有，去了也是自讨苦吃。

Just like eunuchs don"t like to go to brothels, I don"t like to go to banks. I don"t have some things. I ask for trouble when I go.

刷屏这条朋友圈的人，三天内脱单，回来找我不是很正常，我给你一锤，不争东

It"s not normal for people who swipe this circle of friends to take off their orders within three days and come back to me. I"ll give you a hammer and don"t fight for the East

没有发朋友圈，错过的滋味你慢慢体会。

No circle of friends, miss the taste you slowly experience.

其他的姑娘换了：轻解罗裳；我换了：松绑小猪。

The other girls changed their clothes; I changed: untie the pig.

高卖自己的头脑不会对有意者有任何好处。

Selling your mind high won"t do you any good.

常常熬夜的人：产生幻觉；失忆；不识数；精神错乱。在这里

People who often stay up late: hallucination; Amnesia; Not knowing the number; Insanity. ad locum