「汐沫」超幽默的朋友圈配图文案

我之所以吃得这么圆，是不想被人看扁。（配图夜宵）

The reason why I eat so round is that I don"t want to be looked down upon. (with pictures)

每次自拍都会发现自己颜值忽高忽低， 一会漂亮一会更漂亮 。（配图自拍照）

Every time I take a selfie, I will find thatmy beauty is high and low. I will be beautiful and I will be more beautiful. (photo taken with pictures)

恋爱可以慢慢谈，但饭要趁热吃。（配图美食）

Love can be slow, but eat while it is hot. (food with pictures)

今天和第二杯半价出去喝第二杯半价。（配图逛街）

Today, I"ll go out with the second half price. The second half price. (shopping with pictures)

今天出去遛狗了，顺便跑了五公里......（配图遛狗）

Today, I went out for a walk with my dog and ran five kilometers by the way

你智障多年，我依然不离不弃。（配图和闺蜜的照片）

You"ve been mentally retarded for years, and I"m still there. (with pictures and photos of my best friend)

恭喜你，又熬过了一天 ，并且中奖了 ，再来一天。（配图夜色）

Congratulations, another day, and won the prize. Another day. (with pictures at night)

谁愿意替父从军。（配图军训）

Who would like to join the army for his father. (military training with pictures)

闹钟存在的意义，就是让我换个姿势继续睡。（配图赖床）

The purpose of alarm clock is to let me change my position and continue to sleep

外国人做的唯一一件对的事就是-----把homework设计成不可数名词，因为学生的作业根本就做不完。（配图写作业）

The only right thing foreigners do is to design homework as an uncountable noun, because students can"t finish their homework at all. (homework with pictures)