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让人哑口无言的骂人金句 霸气十足(专治不服)

句子大全 2011-02-17 03:55:12
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1、你一去医院,医院就知道来了大单。

As soon as you go to the hospital, the hospital will know that there is a big order.

2、我最近记性不好,我记得我好像给过你一次脸了。

I don"t have a good memory recently. I think I gave you a face.

3、没装GPS?不清楚自己的定位?

No GPS? Don"t you know where you are?

4、你到底是什么万能充,这么百搭。

What kind of universal charger are you? It"s so easy to match.

5、你不是青春期靠后,就是更年期提前了。

If you"re not behind puberty, it"s early menopause.

6、我可不怕你,我打狂犬疫苗了。

I"m not afraid of you. I have rabies vaccine.

7、如果吃鱼可以补脑,让人变聪明的话,那么你至少得吃一对鲸鱼。

If eating fish can improve brain function and make people smarter, you have to eat at least one pair of whales.

8、天气干,天气燥,我不微笑,你别闹。

The weather is dry and hot. If I don"t smile, don"t make trouble.

9、我跟你好好说话,不代表我好说话。

I speak well. It doesn"t mean I"m talkative.

10、你女朋友以后肯定很幸福,毕竟没有婆媳矛盾。

Your girlfriend will be very happy in the future, after all, there is no contradiction between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.

11、你家的镜子,一定不经常擦吧!

Your mirror must not be cleaned often!

12、我小时候被狗咬过,你现在这样让我有点害怕。

I was bitten by a dog when I was a child. You make me a little scared now.

13、本以为只有十二生肖,没想到还有你这种属寄生虫的。

I thought there were only 12 symbolic animals. But I didn"t expect another one. Your symbolic animals are parasitic.

14、你在数字界和字母界排行第二。

You are second in the number and letter world.

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