朋友圈沙雕文案 风趣幽默（让人一看就想笑）

1、我坦白，我整容了，我的肚子是隆的。

I confess, I had a facelift, my tummy was enlarged.

2、没分手的朋友抓紧分手了，新年新对象，年年不重样。

Did not break up friends hurry up to break up, the New Year new object, every year is not the same.

3、脱贫不像脱发那么容易，发胖倒是远比发财轻松很多。

Getting rid of poverty is not as easy as losing your hair. Getting fat is much easier than getting rich.

4、别人女团，我美团；别人养生，我养膘。

Others when the girl group, I Meituan; While others keep fit, I gain weight.

5、小孩子才做选择，我们大人都是做牛、做马、做不完的工作。

Children only make choices, we adults are doing cattle, do horses, do not finish the work.

6、长大了，很多事情都需要自己慢慢消化，所以越来越胖。

Growing up, a lot of things need to be digested slowly, so more and more fat.

7、我已经用最嗲的声音说话了，可他为什么还是在问这个说话的男人是谁？

I was already talking in my cutest voice, but why was he still asking who the talking man was?

8、我太难了，我觉得我上辈子一定是一道数学题。

I"m so difficult. I think I must have been a math problem in my last life.

9、觉得自己太胖，约朋友一起骑马减肥，一个月后，马瘦了十斤。

Feel oneself too fat, invite a friend to ride a horse to reduce weight together, after a month, the horse lost 10 jins.

10、你们可以骂我，但是打架的话，请找我姐妹。

You can call me names, but for the fight, please call my sister.

11、你想一夜暴富吗？你想一夜成名吗？你想学业有成吗？那好，你过来，咱俩一起想。

Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to be famous overnight? Do you want to succeed in school? All right, come here. Let"s think about it together.

12、我觉得我离土豪不远了，目前已经完成一半了，就是土。

I think I"m not far away from tuhao. I"m halfway done now. That"s tuhao.

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