用一句话证明你很穷 句句精辟（让人心服口服）

1、要不是空气免费，我都活不到现在。

If it wasn"t for free air, I wouldn"t have survived.

2、我都不敢养狗，怕它跟我抢饭吃。

I don"t dare to have a dog. I"m afraid it will rob me for food.

3、我那晚崩溃了25次，在楼顶哭了几个小时，还是想不起来那一块钱咋丢的。

I broke down 25 times that night and cried for several hours on the roof. I still can"t remember how I lost that piece of money.

4、我：今晚一切消费我买单。

服务员：请问微信支付还是刷卡？

我：刷碗

Me: I"ll pay for everything tonight.

Waiter: would you like to pay by wechat or by credit card?

Me: brush the bowl

5、我抽什么烟，决定你们扔什么烟头。

What I smoke depends on what end you throw.

6、请让一下，别挡着我喝西北风。

Please excuse me. Don"t stop me from drinking.

7、外面下雨了，我准备出去洗头了。

It"s raining outside. I"m going out to wash my hair.

8、口袋比脸还干净。

The pocket is cleaner than the face.

9、自从垃圾做了分类，我找吃的也就方便了。

Since the garbage is sorted, it"s convenient for me to find food.

10、姨妈来了，又要在厕所蹲七天了。

Here comes my aunt. I"m going to stay in the toilet for another seven days.

11、耗子来我家，都要得胃病。

When mice come to my house, they all have stomach problems.

12、为了省晒红，我每天出门之前都给自己两巴掌。

In order to save cosmetics, I slap myself twice every day before I go out.

13、我吃金针菇从来不咬断。

When I eat Flammulina mushroom, I never bite it off.

14、我老婆昨天当着丈母娘的面给了我一张一百块钱，我说是假的，中国什么时候出过一百块钱了。

My wife gave me a piece of 100 yuan yesterday in front of my mother-in-law. I said it was fake. When did China pay 100 yuan.

15、耗子来我家都是出不去的，因为它躺在我家锅里。

Mice can"t come out of my house because they lie in my pot.

16、我不敢翻身，消化太快。

I dare not turn over. I"m afraid to digest too fast.

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