官方都觉得超级可爱的文案

一，我是一名学生 我的目标是考上高中和大学 而不是去纠结一个未来和我毫无关系的人到底爱不爱我。

I am a student, and my goal is to be admitted to high school and university, instead of worrying about whether a person who has nothing to do with me in the future loves me or not.

二，该喝的酒我一杯也不推 该走的人我一步也不追。

I won"t push anyone who should go. I won"t chase anyone who should go.

三，今天心情好 说了4句话 包括前两句 说完了。

Today I was in a good mood and said four sentences, including the first two sentences.

四，想我这样漂亮的小姐姐没点体重怎么能压住美貌。

How can a beautiful little sister like me suppress her beauty without weighing?

五，在知识的海洋我居然是一条淡水鱼。

I am actually a freshwater fish in the sea of knowledge.

六，要是有人属于我该多幸福啊！别闹了，没有人属鱼。

How happy it would be if someone belonged to me! Stop it. No one is a fish.

七，我有一份令人惊讶的工作” “什么？” “挖藕”。

I have an amazing job. ""What? " "Digging lotus root"

八，柯南被国王抓走了，从此他就是：国王的新一。

Conan was taken away by the king. From then on, he was the new one of the king

九，我不会坠入爱河 因为我在爱河上疯狂表演轻功河上飘。

I won"t fall in love because I"m crazy about flying on the river.

十，多我一个富婆会破坏生态平衡吗？

Will an extra rich woman destroy the ecological balance?

十一，请你喝可乐 希望你可爱又快乐。

Buy you Coke. I hope you are lovely and happy.

十二，我所有的坏情绪都自己消化 我谢谢我自己。

All my bad emotions are digested by myself. I thank myself.

十三，因为人活得太累，所以才叫人类。

Because people live too tired, they are called human beings

十四，每天早上起床要做的第一件事就是睡午觉。

The first thing to do when getting up every morning is to take a nap.

十五，拉你入怀的是钟馗牵着你不放的是明世隐能舍命护你周全的那是蔡文姬谈什么恋爱上号。

It"s Zhong Kui who holds you in your arms, and it"s Ming Dynasty who can lay down his life to protect you. That"s what Cai Wenji talks about in love