沙雕又不失可爱的朋友圈说说 句句有趣（人气超高）

1、为了让老板过上他想要的生活，零下几度的天我说起就起。

In order to let the boss live the life he wants, in the weather below zero, I said to get up, I got up.

2、在朋友圈发了句我好丑，原本想听别人说我凡尔赛，没想到评论都是：“没事的，外表不重要。”

I made a statement in wechat moments: I am so ugly. Originally, I wanted to hear people say that I am Versailles. Unexpectedly, the comments were all: "it"s OK. Appearance doesn"t matter."

3、“向日葵怎么熬过没有太阳的夜晚呢？”

“嗑瓜子”

"How can a sunflower survive a sunless night?"

"Eating melon seeds"

4、你把我删了，我看着红色的感叹号陷入了久久的沉思，我明白，红色代表热情，你对我很热情，想和我结婚。

You delete me, I look at the red exclamation mark, I fell into a long meditation, I understand, red represents enthusiasm, you are very enthusiastic to me, want to marry me.

5、最近感觉头好痒，不会是要长脑子了吧！

Recently, I feel my head itchy. Can"t I grow a brain?

6、把心动男孩的备注改成了自然醒，因为我每天都想睡到自然醒啊！

I changed my heart boy"s note to "wake up naturally", because I want to sleep until I wake up naturally every day!

7、终于可以住贵一点的房子了，刚刚房东发消息过来说：下个月要涨房租。

Finally, I can live in a more expensive house. Just now, the landlord sent a message saying that the rent will rise next month.

8、长得好看不能当饭吃，但是长得不好看，真的会让人吃不下饭。

You can"t treat good looks as food, but if you don"t look good, it will really make others unable to eat.

9、天下没有免费的午餐，所以我一般都睡到下午起床。

There is no free lunch in the world, so I usually sleep until I get up in the afternoon.

10、期末考最悲惨的遭遇，莫过于自己辛辛苦苦背过的，最后都变成了题干。

The most miserable experience of the final exam is that what I have learned by heart turns into a question stem.

11、俗话说好事成双，下巴这么好看，有两个也不奇怪。

As the saying goes, good things come in pairs. It"s not surprising that there are two chins.

12、昨天梦到你亲我了，所以今天懒了一下午的床。

Yesterday I dreamt that you kiss me, so today I am lazy all afternoon.

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