第三十弹‖适合发朋友圈的搞笑文案：我想静静（静静是谁）

一、为了防止我这个月又乱花钱，我提前把钱都花完了。

In order to prevent me from spending money again this month, I spent all my money in advance.

二、谁说男女生没有纯洁的友谊？只要长得丑，四海之内皆朋友！

Who says that girls and boys have no pure friendship? As long as you are ugly, you are friends all over the world!

三、据说，人这一生，大约就是吃九吨左右食物，谁先吃完谁先走。突然感觉自己命不久矣！

It is said that in one"s life, about nine tons of food will be eaten, and whoever eats first will go first. Suddenly I feel my life is not long!

四、生活不止眼前的苟且，还有买不起的房子，和养不起家的工资。

Life is more than just living in front of you. There are also houses you can"t afford and wages you can"t afford.

五、上帝给你关上一扇门，总会为你在墙上留下很多开锁的电话号码。

God closes a door for you, and always leaves a lot of unlocked phone numbers on the wall for you.

六、身体不舒服，去网上查，查着查着我就写了遗嘱。

I"m not feeling well. I went to the Internet to check. After checking, I wrote my will.

七、“突然有学习的冲动怎么办？”“别慌，喝点水躺下来休息一会儿就好了，要是还不行就把手机打开。”

"What about the sudden impulse to learn?" "Don"t panic. Just drink some water and lie down for a rest. If not, turn on your cell phone."

八、钱很重要吗？你饿了三天之后，给你一百万和一个馒头，你怎么选？我选一百万，然后拿出一块钱去买馒头！

Is money important? After you are hungry for three days, I will give you a million yuan and a steamed bun. How do you choose? I choose one million yuan, and then I will take out one yuan to buy steamed bread!

九、“我想静静” “静静是谁”

"I want to be quiet" "Who is silence"

十、我觉得打电话挺好的，这样说的每句话都是值钱的。

I think it"s good to make a phone call. Every word said in this way is valuable.

十一、黑夜不会亏待晚睡的人，它会赐你黑眼圈。

Night will not be bad for those who sleep late, it will give you dark circles.

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