英文幽默笑话小故事：当英语碰到了德语会闹什么笑话呢

A tourist was standing outside a very big church in Germany when a wedding part got out of some cars and went into the church . Everybody was very well dressed ， and there were a lot of photographers ， so the tourist thought ， "The people getting married must be famous ." He turned to a man who was standing beside him and said ， "What is the name of the man who is getting married ？"

翻译：一个游客正站在德国的一所巨大的教堂门外，忽然一群参加婚礼的人们从一些小汽车上下来，走进了教堂。人人都穿得非常考究，其中还有许多摄影师，所以这位游客想道：“结婚的人一定是有名望的。”他转身对站在身边的一个男子说：“正在结婚的那位先生叫什么名字？”

The man answered ， "Ich spreche kein Englisch ."

翻译：这个男子回答“伊西.施普莱希厄.凯因.英格利施。”

The tourist thanked him and went into the church . As he was coming out of another door ， a coffin was carried out . There had been a funeral service in one of the side chapels of the church .

翻译：游客谢了他走进教堂。当他从另一个门走出时，一口棺材抬了出来，原来这个教堂的一侧堂刚举行了一个葬礼。

The tourist turned to one of the people in the church and said ， "Whose funeral was that ？"

翻译：游客转身对教堂里的一个人说：“这是谁的葬礼？”

The man answered ， "Ich spreche kein Englisch ."(German language: "lt means ： I don"t speak any English .")

翻译：这个男子回答说：“伊西.施普莱希厄.凯因.英格利施。”（这是一句德语意思是：“我一句英语也不会”）

"Well ，said the toursit ， "his marriage didn"t last long ."

翻译：“唉，”游客说：“他结婚还没多久呢。”

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