沙雕搞怪的朋友圈文案 看一眼（可爱又多了一吨）

这种天气出去打工，跟卖火柴的小女孩儿有什么区别呢？

What"s the difference between you and the little match girl If you go out to work in this weather.

外面下雨了，我抬头跟老天爷说我想谈个恋爱，老天爷瞬间无雨了！

It"s raining outside. I look up and say to God that I want to fall in love, then the rain stopped.

一直保持阴间的作息是没办法交到阳间的朋友的！

If you always keep the work and rest of the underworld, you can"t make friends with the world.

有一天我问我妈：“妈，我是你的什么呀？”

我妈回答说：“妈的智障。”

One day I asked my mother what I was, and my mother replied that I"m idiot.

谁有月老电话？我要问问我的男朋友还有多久才到。

Who has Yuelao"s phone number? I want to ask him how long my boyfriend will be here

虚假大学生：课余生活丰富多彩。真实大学生：这个加分吗？

Fake college students:The life is rich and colorful after class. Real college students: can this activity add points?

真不知道我这一个月是怎么过来的，从100斤暴瘦到99.8斤，我现在走路都没力气了！

I really don"t know how I live this month, I"ve lost weight from 100 Jin to 99.8 Jin.I don"t have the strength to walk now.

我的才华：复制，粘贴，发送。

My talent: copy, paste, send.

据我所知，我一无所知。

As far as I know, I know nothing.

你是从《山海经》哪页跑出来的妖怪？

which page of Shanhaijing do you come from？

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