朋友圈极品沙雕文案 稀奇古怪（超级搞笑）

准备学做饭了，刚特意搜了李子柒的视频，现在正在地里插秧！

I"m ready to learn how to cook, then I searched the video of Li Ziqi specially, and now I am transplanting rice seedlings in the field.

第一次给我妈做饭，我妈说盐炒得不错，有淡淡的菜味儿。

The first time I cooked for my mother, my mother said I fried salt taste good, there is a light taste of vegetables.

打开美颜：女娲怎么会造出这等绝世美人；

打开原相机：让我翻翻我在山海经哪一页。

Turn on the beauty function: how did Nüwa create such a great beauty;

Turn off the beauty function: Let me turn over which page of Shan Hai Jing I am in.

想喝奶茶，问了一下脑子里的两个小人该不该喝，结果他们一个说加珍珠，一个说加布丁。

I wanted to drink milk tea and asked the two villains in my head if I should drink it.As a result, one of them said to add pearls and the other said to add pudding.

现在的年轻人真听不进去劝，我劝他们做我男朋友，没一个肯听。

Young people really don"t listen to advice, I advised them to be my boyfriend, and none of them listened to me.

天才在左，我在东西南北中。

Genius on the left, I"m anywhere but the left.

女孩子一定不能太胖，万一哪天着火了，消防员哥哥救别人都是公主抱，只有你是：“123起”。

A girl must not be too fat, in case there is a fire one day, firefighters save others with a princess hug, only you are: "one, tow, three, up".

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