深情撩人的惊喜文案 清新又走心（唯美干净）

你告诉我怎么才能得到你，是用麻袋还是用甜言蜜语？

You tell me how to get you, with sacks or with sweet words?

明天想跟对象一起去看电影，但是有什么好看的对象推荐一下吧。

I"d like to go to the cinema with my friends tomorrow, but I"d like to recommend some good friends.

其实减肥真的好难啊，身上的每一块肥肉好像都有他的脾气。

In fact, it"s really hard to lose weight. Every piece of fat seems to have his temper.

真的好饿啊，果然好看，不能当饭吃。

I"m really hungry. It"s really good-looking. I can"t eat it as a meal.

居然有人说我穷，真的搞笑，这不是废话吗？

It"s funny that someone says I"m poor. Isn"t that bullshit?

我这次真的要努力工作了，不然别人除了会说我长得好看，一无是处。

I really have to work hard this time, otherwise other people will say that I am good-looking and useless.

你以为我不想秒回你的信息吗？只是在工作的时候玩手机会罚款200。

Do you think I don"t want to get your message back? It"s just that you"ll be fined 200 for playing with your mobile phone at work.

我告诉你，什么是气质少女，胸小，话少，表情叼！

I tell you, what is temperament girl, small chest, less words, expression in its mouth!

今天真的好无聊啊！要不你们轮流夸我呀？

Today is really boring! Why don"t you take turns praising me?

有谁学过汽修吗？帮忙看一下，我是不是做备胎的料。

Has anyone studied auto repair? Let"s see if I can make a spare tire.

难过的时候，拼命告诉自己，不许哭，不许哭，不许流下小珍珠。

Sad time, desperately tell yourself, don"t cry, don"t cry, don"t flow small pearl.

为爱所困，不是我赛罗奥特曼的作风。

It"s not my style to be trapped by love.

刚去买了杯奶茶，回头发现共享单车都不见了。原来这座城市连共享单车都守不住，我拿什么去守护爱情？

I just went to buy a cup of milk tea and found that the bike sharing was gone. It turns out that this city can"t even share bicycles. What can I do to protect love?