超级搞笑的沙雕文案（千万忍住不要笑出猪叫声）

1.别人在学校跟男朋友牵牵手散散步，我在学校干饭了，干饭了

People walk with their boyfriend in school. I have a meal at school

2.你要偷偷熬夜 熬成地中海，然后笑死所有人 。

You"re going to stay up late in the Mediterranean and laugh everyone out.

3.虽然我没对象，但是有很多男人给我打电话，比如，申通 圆通 百世 中通 韵达 对了还有美团，我骄傲了吗我.

Although I have no object, many men call me, such as Shentong Yuantong, Baishi Zhongtong Yunda, and meituan. Am I proud of me,

4.羡慕我的男朋友，年纪轻轻就有个能把他气个半死，说一句顶十句，好吃懒做，脾气偶尔好的五星女朋友

I envy my boyfriend. He has a five-star girlfriend who can make him angry at a young age. He is lazy and has a good temper

5.别人的闺蜜都是在副驾驶吃零食，而我只能坐在电瓶车后面提着奶茶麻辣烫对她说：卧槽，别拐，别拐，后面好多车，她却说，他妈有本事撞死我.

Other people"s best friends are eating snacks in the front passenger"s seat, but I can only sit in the back of the battery car with milk tea spicy hot and say to her: don"t turn on the sleeping trough, don"t turn many cars in the back, but she says his mother has the ability to hit me,

6.我真的不明白为什么有人些说出“我偷电瓶养你”这样的话，你偷一座塔都能被抓到，还想偷别人车？

I really don"t understand why people say things like "I steal batteries to support you." you can be caught stealing a tower , and you want to steal someone else"s car?

7.天气变凉了千万别冻着了，俗话说，人冻腿，猪冻嘴，我已经把厚裤子穿上了，你也赶紧买个口罩吧

It"s getting cold. Don"t freeze it. As the saying goes, people freeze their legs and pigs freeze their mouths. I"ve put on my thick pants. You should buy a mask

8.陪一个男孩长大，不如陪一个老头说说心里话.老头好，老头有低保，老头事还少，老头走了还能找，在嘛，老宝贝，看看存折

If you grow up with a boy, you"d better talk with an old man. Good old man, old man has a minimum living allowance, and he has few things to do. He can still find him when he"s gone