有点拽的憨憨自动回复（一看就觉得好有意思的文案）
一、少废话直奔主题.
Cut the crap and get to the point.
二、说不在就不在你相不相信都不在.
If you say no, you don"t believe it or not.
三、鱼儿们塘主有事在忙等我回来一个个宠幸
mua.Fish, the owner of the pond is busy waiting for me to come back and favor mua one by one.
四、请大喊三声靓女我会马上出现如果没有请再喊三声.
Please shout three times, pretty girl. I"ll show up right away. If not, please shout three more times.
五、你好我是自动回复可以陪你聊天但是我只会这一句.
Hello, I reply automatically and can chat with you, but I only know this sentence.
六、已阅 不回 高贵.
I can"t read back the nobility.
七、你帅气的爹正在赶来的路上哦．
Your handsome father is on his way.
八、我是易烊千玺，她休息了，醒了找你
I"m Jackson Yee. She rested and woke up to see you.
九、人生那么长，等爹一下又何妨
Life is so long, so why wait for
十、我去买几个橘子，你就在此地，不要走动
I"m going to buy some oranges. Just stay here and don"t move
十一、对不起 机主被纪凌尘带去看海中。
I"m sorry the owner was taken by Ji Lingchen to see the sea.
十二、对不起 网络不同 请重新发送
Sorry, the network is different. Please resend
十三、肠胃建设中.
Gastrointestinal construction is under way.
十四、此人已失踪多日 如有急事 请用召唤术召唤.
This person has been missing for many days. If there is an emergency, please summon him by summoning.
十五、对不起 机主上厕所没带纸 稍候回来.
Sorry, the owner didn"t bring any paper when he went to the toilet.
十六、该用户没有响应 请稍后再试 或请点击返回.
The user is not responding. Please try again later or click Back.
十七、给你三秒钟撤回 要不然黑名单见
You have three seconds to withdraw or I"ll see you on the
十八、信息不回别多想 就会这一句 没瞎没聋也有空 不想回而已
If you don"t return the information, don"t think too much about it. You just don"t want to return it when you are free.
十九、废话少说 多爱我 谢谢合作.
Cut the crap and love me more. Thank you for your cooperation.
二十、别老找我打游戏，考不上清华我就赖你
Don"t always ask me to play games, I will depend on you if I can"t get into
二十一、 一般不搭理迪斯尼公主
Generally speaking, disney princess is
二十二、你夸我的时候鼻子会长长吗
Will your nose grow when you praise
二十三、我这人太完美无法回复你了
I am too perfect to reply to you.
二十四、美女不太会打字
Beauty can"t type very well,
二十五、别整那些没用的 不服的来我家找我 我家住在番斗大街番斗花园二楼1001室
Don"t mess with those useless and dissatisfied people to come to my house to find me. My family lives in Room 1001, the second floor of Fandou Garden, Fandou
二十六、滴！你的小仙女正在外太空，正向地球火速赶来，如果你有耐心的话，请耐心等待，如果你没有耐心的话，也请耐心等待，反正我现在不在。
Drop! Your little fairy is in outer space and rushing to the earth. If you have patience, please be patient. If you don"t have patience, please also be patient. Anyway, I am not here now.
二十七、此人已去外星球，回来时会带星星和月亮给你
This person has gone to another planet and will bring you stars and moon when he comes back.
二十八、你好你有新的恋爱订单 请及时取我
Hello, you have a new love order, please pick me up in
二十九、你好 你找我们老大么 他正在上课 我可以转告他 但你得请我吃辣条 我要很多很多
Hello, are you looking for our boss? He"s in class. I can tell him, but you have to treat me to spicy strips. I want a lot.