朋友圈皮句子（幽默又沙雕）

1、我喝过你喝过的西北风，那我们算不算一样穷？

I drank the Mistral you drank, so we are not the same poor?

2、一个人生活，一个人喜乐，一个人干3碗饭，谁敢嫌多！

A person living, a person happy, a person to do 3 bowls of rice, who dare too much!

3、最近头好痒，不知道是不是在长脑子？

The head is itching recently, do not know to grow a brain?

4、“我好像瘦了”是我最近的第一大幻觉，第二大幻觉是“剩下的钱应该能用到月末。”

"I seem to be thin" is my first illusion recently, and the second is "the rest of the money should be able to use at the end of the month".

5、人生动力：等下班，等工资，等外卖，等快递。

Motivation of life: wait for work, wait for wages, wait for takeout, wait for express.

6、春节时许的新年愿望是：财源滚滚；目前已经实现了四分之三：“圆滚滚”。

The new year"s wish made during the Spring Festival is: rolling financial resources; at present, it has realized three-quarters: "rolling round".

7、过惯了没钱的生活，接下来要过更没钱的生活了。

I"m used to living without money. I"m going to live without money.

8、新的一年我的目标是：买一块10万元的表，一辆50万元的车，一套200万元的房子，最后找一个能借我260万元的人。

My goal for the New Year is to buy a watch worth 100,000 yuan, a car worth 500,000 yuan, a house worth 2 million yuan, and finally find a person who can lend me 2.6 million yuan.

9、我的生活可以用9个字概括：随“薪”所欲，“薪”尽自然凉。

My life can be summed up in nine words: follow the "salary" desire, "salary" as cool as nature.

10、刚称体重，发现我竟然瘦了一百斤；仔细一看才发现，原来是一条腿忘记放上来了；无语，这一天天给我忙的。

I just weighed myself and found that I had lost 100 jin. A closer look found that the original is a leg forgot to put up; Speechless, this day after day to me busy.

11、千万不能太胖，不然以后穷的要饭，别人都不相信你是乞丐。

Must not be too fat, otherwise after the poor beggar, others do not believe you are a beggar.

12、失恋了就去西藏，单身就去丽江；如果你喜欢我，可以来超市，我每天都在那卖猪肉。

Brokenhearted go to Xizang, single go to Lijiang; If you like me, you can come to the supermarket. I sell pork there every day.

13、刚才剥大蒜，拨着拨着就哭了，大蒜都有伴儿，我却没有；后来想起有独头蒜，我内心平和很多。

Just dial garlic, dial dial cry, garlic has a companion, but I did not; Later, I remembered that there was a single head of garlic, and my heart was a lot of peace.

14、身在福中不知福；大概说的是：总有一些人已经发福了，但自己假装不知道一样。

I don"t know if I"m in the middle of happiness. The general saying is: there are always some people who are already fat, but they pretend they don"t know.

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