15句专怼绿茶的拽拽文案 A到爆炸（霸气侧漏）

一、你很会下厨吧，看你挺会添油加醋的。

You"re a good cook, don"t you? You"re a good cook.

二、有空一起喝茶吧，看你挺会找茬的。

Let"s have tea sometime. You"re good at finding fault.

三、吃亏是福，我祝你福如东海。

It is a blessing to suffer, and I wish you happiness as the East China Sea.

四、汽车转弯时哪个轮胎不转？备用轮胎。

Which tire doesn"t turn when the car turns? Spare tires.

五、看你能说会道的，你是说相声的吧。

See, you are eloquent. You mean crosstalk.

六、你做人也不容易，连长相和名字都大众化。

It"s not easy for you to be a man. Even your appearance and name are popular.

七、真是笑脸给多了，惯的？

That"s a lot of smiling faces. Are you used to it?

八、看见你就好像看到市场上，快下市的小青菜五块钱一大把。

Seeing you is like seeing a lot of small green vegetables coming out of the market for five dollars

九、听说你傍大款了，认二郎神为主人了。

I heard that you are a rich man, and you think Erlang God is the master.

十、你家也不住洞庭湖啊，咋养出你这个碧螺春。

Your family doesn"t live in Dongting Lake either. How can you raise your Biluochun

十一、风有风的自由，我有我的追求，你管我？配么宝贝？

The wind has the freedom of the wind, I have my pursuit, you care about me? Match it, baby?

十二、不知道妹妹是什么牌子的，全天打折免费的么？

I don"t know what brand my sister is. Is it free at a discount all day?

十三、之前以为你只是颓废，后来认识之后，你是报废！

I thought you were just decadent before, but after I met you, you were scrapped!

十四、女人心计都没有她心思缜密 还真是出淤泥而不染。

Women don"t have any calculation. She"s really out of the mud without dye.

十五、咱掏心掏肺地说吧，你能撑起一青楼的生意。

Let"s be honest, you can hold up a brothel business.