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有的人总说我脾气不好，真是搞笑，像我这么可爱的人，要是脾气再好，那还得了。

Some people always say I have a bad temper. It"s funny. If a lovely person like me has a good temper, it"s OK.

不要没完没了的修图了，现实中的你长得多丑，我们都知道。

Don"t fix the picture endlessly. We all know how ugly you look in reality.

有人说我不要脸，这简直胡扯，这么美我哪舍得不要。

Some people say I"m shameless. This is nonsense. I"m so beautiful that I"m not willing to give up.

有一次用语音报数的电子秤称体重，我站上去的时候，它说：“请大家排好队，一个一个上。”

Once, when I stood up, it said, "please line up and go up one by one."

“尔康，你幸福吗 ”“紫薇，你忘了吗，我一直 姓 福啊”

"Erkang, are you happy" "crape myrtle, have you forgotten? My last name has always been Fu"

以前我打王者荣耀打的不好，我朋友老骂我，后来我苦练了一个赛季，他骂不过我了。

In the past, I didn"t play king glory well. My friends always scolded me. Later, I practiced hard for a season, but he couldn"t scold me.

大家都是：情不知所起，一往而深；唯独我不一样，我是：钱不知所去，一贫如洗。

Everyone is: I don"t know where to start, go deep; Only I am different, I am: I don"t know where the money goes, I"m as poor as a rag.

我有一个梦想，梦想有一天，全世界所有的饭店都会免费。

I have a dream that one day all the hotels in the world will be free.

丝袜是权力的象征，女人穿了能征服男人，男人戴了能征服银行！

Silk stockings are a symbol of power. Women can conquer men when they wear them, and men can conquer banks when they wear them!

家长永远分不清楚解释和顶嘴，你解释就是顶嘴，你再说一句就是抬杠。

Parents can never distinguish between explanation and back talk. Your explanation is back talk, and another word is a rebuke.

长得不好看就别瞎折腾了：有些人花了大价钱烫了精致的公主卷，看上去也不像公主，像牛顿。

Don"t bother if you don"t look good: some people spend a lot of money on exquisite Princess rolls. They don"t look like princesses, like Newton.

特别能吃苦，但多数人只做到了前四个字。

Especially able to bear hardships, but most people only achieve the first four words.

好不容易习惯了自己的长相，理个发又换了一种丑法。

It"s not easy to get used to your appearance. I cut my hair and changed an ugly method.

现在的女孩太穷了，我跟她说“晚上想去你家坐坐”，可她说“门都没有”。

Now the girl is too poor. I told her "I want to go to your house at night", but she said "there is no door".

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