可以调戏对象的土味句子 很撩很甜（让人心动）

1、众生皆苦，只有你是草莓味的。

All living beings are bitter, only you are strawberry flavor.

2、我想你应该很忙吧，那你只看到前三个字就好了。

I think you should be very busy. Then you only see the first three words, that"s good.

3、无事献殷勤，非常喜欢你。

It"s nothing, but I"ll be nice to you. I like you very much.

4、会当临绝顶，一把搂住你。

It"s going to be on top. I"ll hold you in my arms.

5、苦海无涯，回头是我。

There is no end to the sea of bitterness, and it"s me who comes back.

6、除了恋爱，我跟你没啥好谈的。

I have nothing to talk about but love.

7、春眠不觉晓，跟我处对象可好？

Spring sleeps without dawn. How are you with me?

8、我一点都不想你，一点半再想。

I don"t miss you at all. I"ll think about it at half past one.

9、江湖不好混，来我被窝吧！

It"s not easy to mix in the world. Come to my bed!

10、我想送你一份你特别喜欢的礼物，可快递员不让我呆在箱子里。

I want to give you a present that you like very much, but the courier won"t let me stay in the box.

11、不要抱怨，抱我。

Don"t complain, hug me.

12、不思进取，思你。

I don"t want to make progress, I miss you.

13、我怀疑你的本质是一本书，不然我怎么越看越想睡你。

I doubt that your essence is a book. Otherwise, the more I read, the more I want to sleep with you.

14、你知道我的缺点是什么吗？我缺点你。

Do you know what my weakness is? I lack you.

15、你知道你和星星有什么区别吗？星星在天上，你在我心里。

Do you know the difference between you and stars? Stars in the sky, you in my heart.

16、我偏无理取闹，除非先生抱抱。

I"ll make trouble out of no reason unless my husband hugs me.

17、我不是故意的，我是你的。

I didn"t mean to. I"m yours.

18、回报一下，今天我也喜欢你。

In return, I like you today.

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