心情不好时看的搞笑句子（治愈你的不开心）

闺密玩好了就是小时代，玩不好就是甄嬛传，哥们处好了就是水浒传，处不好就是上海滩。

If the boudoir plays well, it"s a small age. If it doesn"t play well, it"s Zhen Huan. If it"s good, it"s water margin. If it"s not good, it"s Shanghai beach.

为了防止我下个月又乱花钱，我提前把钱都花完了，两袖清风，一身正气。

In order to prevent me from spending money in disorder next month, I spent all my money ahead of time, keeping my sleeves clean and upright.

生活像是一把无情的刻刀，不仅没把你雕塑好，还一点点把你的头发剃掉。

Life is like a merciless carving knife, not only does not sculpt you well, but also shaves your hair a little bit.

往往是那些街边不起眼的店铺，才能做出真正的美味。而那些富丽堂皇的大饭店，我没吃过。

It"s usually the humble shops on the street that make the real delicious food. I haven"t eaten those grand restaurants.

外国人吃饭用刀叉简直弱爆了，还是我们祖先有先见之明，用筷子吃饭，好让我们在吃饭时腾出一只手来玩手机。

Foreigners eat with a knife and fork is simply weak explosion, or our ancestors have the foresight to eat with chopsticks, so that we can free up a hand to play mobile phones.

我不希望叫我起床的是闹钟，我也不希望叫我起床的是梦想，我希望没有人叫我起床！

I do not want to wake me up is the alarm clock, I do not want to wake me up is a dream, I hope no one wake me up!

大家好，旁边那个比我丑的是我朋友，嘻嘻！

Hello everyone, the one next to me who is uglier than me is my friend, hee hee!

辛苦减肥一个月跑步、爬山，效果很是明显，我果然从一个胖子，变成了一个……黑胖子！

Hard to lose weight for a month running, mountain climbing, the effect is obvious, I really from a fat man, into a…… Black fat man!

如果有一天你想哭，打电话给我，我会笑给你听。

If one day you want to cry, call me and I"ll laugh to you.

人生不要犹豫，想去哪，就去，想谈恋爱，就想。

Don"t hesitate in life. Go where you want to go. If you want to fall in love, just think.

我觉得我挺会哄男孩子睡觉的，一句在吗？他们就说要睡了。

I think I"m good at coaxing boys to sleep? They said they were going to sleep.

很多人的现状：连一场认真的恋爱都没谈过，就开始被催婚了。

Many people"s status quo: even a serious love did not talk about, began to be urged to get married.

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