适合520单身发的心情句子 幽默有趣（皮一下很开心）

520想和帅哥一起去看电影，有没有帅哥推荐一下。

520 would like to go to the cinema with a handsome guy. Do you have a handsome guy to recommend.

520那天可以没有爱情，但是不能没有美食。

There can be no love, but no food.

有人收小可爱吗？反正我一个人闲着也是闲着。

Is anyone cute? Anyway, I"m idle when I"m alone.

520那天我只想做个电灯泡，你们可以谈恋爱，我只负责吃。

520 that day I just want to be a light bulb, you can fall in love, I"m only responsible for eating.

每年的520都是一样的，都是我自己一个人过。

520 is the same every year. I live by myself.

说实话我一点也不羡慕你们，只是有点嫉妒有点恨。

To tell you the truth, I don"t envy you at all, just a little jealous and a little resentful.

520那天我不想要玫瑰花，也不想要礼物，只想要一个男朋友。

I don"t want roses or presents that day. I just want a boyfriend.

520那天没有对象没关系，只要有人跟我表白就行。

520 it doesn"t matter if there is no object that day, as long as someone tells me.

一个人吃饭总觉得孤独，但两个人又要我花钱，这样想好多了。

Eating alone always feels lonely, but two people want me to spend money, which is much better.

你们去过520吧，开心点，因为那是武大郎的节日。

You"ve been to 520. Be happy, because it"s Wu Dalang"s festival.

希望520那天可以来场大风，把所有的情侣都吹散，顺便让我救下一位美女，来个英雄救美。

I hope there will be a strong wind on 520 that day, which will blow all the lovers away. By the way, let me save the next beauty and a hero.

如果520那天电闪雷鸣，请不要害怕，因为有人在发誓，跟你没关系。

If 520 day thunder and lightning, please do not be afraid, because someone is swearing, it has nothing to do with you.

520想出租自己，有没有钱无所谓，只是想体验一下恋爱的感觉。

If you want to rent yourself, it doesn"t matter if you have money, as long as you want to experience the feeling of love.

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