沙雕可爱的小句子 幽默有趣（越看越爱）

天是蓝的，海是深的，网恋对象的话没一句是真的。

The sky is blue, the sea is deep, and not a word of online love object is true.

真的喜欢学习，那种学不到脑子里的东西，真令我着迷。

I really like learning, something I can"t learn in my head,It fascinates me.

有时候觉得自己变丑了，拿出身份证一看，发现多虑了。

Sometimes I feel ugly. I take out my ID card,I found that I was worried too much.

吃什么减肥最快？吃苦！

What is the fastest way to lose weight? Bear hardships!

懒是每个人的天性，而我把它释放到了极致。

Lazy is everyone"s nature, and I release it to the extreme.

以后说话记得反着来，毕竟生活最喜欢的，就是打脸。

After all, life is my favorite,It"s a slap in the face.

等我圈住你的时候，我就是猪圈。

When I circle you, I"ll be a pigsty.

这辈子最想当的就是那种，有两个臭钱就了不起的人。

What I want to be in my life is the kind of person who has two bad money.

长胖就不高兴，不高兴就吃零食，吃零食就长胖。

If you get fat, you will be unhappy. If you are unhappy, you will eat snacks. If you eat snacks, you will get fat.

让学生拿着手机上网课，不就是，让孙悟空看守蟠桃园吗？

Let the students take the mobile phone online class, is not, let the monkey king guard flat peach garden?

我不是那种，落井下石的人，我是直接把井封了。

I"m not the kind of person who falls into the well. I just seal the well.

最近感觉脑瓜子痒痒的，是不是要长脑子了啊！

Recently feel brain melon seed itchy, want to grow a brain!

都说我们要学会分享，所以我只要有好吃的，就马上拍照分享给朋友。

It"s said that we should learn to share, so as long as I have delicious food, I will take photos and share it with my friends immediately.

愚人节都没人表白，那就真的没有了。

April Fool"s day no one to express, it is really not.

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