幽默风趣的句子 有趣又搞笑（愿你开心每一天~）

人家有的是背景，而我就不一样了有的是背影。

Some people have backgrounds, but I am different. Some people have backs.

这半辈子就挣到了两个亿，一个失忆，一个回忆。

This half life earned 200 million, one amnesia, one memory.

不必对每个人都好，他们又不给你打钱！

Don"t be nice to everyone, they won"t pay you!

夜撩了酒，酒撩了你，你撩了我，穷困潦倒了我们。

The night has lifted the wine, the wine has lifted you, you have lifted me, impoverished us.

和对象一起干过最疯狂的事，就是20多年从来没见过面。

The craziest thing I"ve ever done with my partner is that I"ve never met him in more than 20 years.

这世间哪有什么破镜重圆，破镜已经在地上踩得稀巴烂了。

There is no broken mirror in this world. The broken mirror has been trampled on the ground.

打个游戏，我说你牛你就开心，我说你菜你就骂人，荤的素的真的那么重要吗？

Play a game, I say you cow you happy, I say you dish you curse, meat and vegetable is really so important?

他俩恩爱非常，每晚相拥入眠，后来，她得了颈椎病，他得了肩周炎。

They loved each other very much and fell asleep every night. Later, she got cervical spondylosis and he got scapulohumeral periarthritis.

伤害人的东西只有三种：烦恼，争吵，空钱包。其中最伤人的就是空钱包。

There are only three things that hurt people: worry, quarrel and empty purse. One of the most hurtful is the empty purse.

不用怀疑，不好意思这么久了，才让你知道，我就是你的梦中穷人。

No doubt. I"m sorry to let you know that I"m the poor man in your dream after such a long time.

我想做你的小太阳，要不温暖你，要不晒死你。

I want to be your little sun, either warm you or dry you.

我的超能力就是所有事情都超出了我的能力！

My super ability is that everything is beyond my ability!

本人身家千万，拥有豪车无数，私家豪华餐厅，现代化农牧场。自从qq号丢了以后，我就一无所有了。

I have tens of millions of wealth, numerous luxury cars, private luxury restaurants, modern farms. Since the QQ number lost, I have nothing.

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