一些皮一皮的小句子 幽默有趣（放松心情）

1.教你一招快速走出阴霾——多走几步。

Here"s a quick tip for getting out of the funk: Take a few more steps.

2.人矮了的感觉就像是所有人在我面前都抬不起头一样。

It"s like everyone can"t hold their heads up in front of me.

3.美女哪里找，朋友圈里看到饱。

Beauty where to find, see full circle of friends.

4. 不经历点风雨，怎能知道后面站着暴风雨。

You don"t know there"s a storm behind you until you"ve experienced some.

5.这个夏天，感谢资深的娱乐圈大佬总是免费送我瓜吃。

This summer, thanks to the big bosses in the entertainment circle who always send me melons for free.

6. 男人最大的错觉就是，以为自己很深情。

A man"s biggest illusion is that he is very affectionate.

7. 假如生活要出卖我，我希望他能动作麻利点。

If life was going to betray me, I wanted him to act fast.

8.人家例假像滴灌，我来例假像血崩。

I get my period like a blood avalanche while others are like drops.

9.我之所以很自恋，是因为自恋不用花钱。

I"m narcissistic because picking up narcissism doesn"t cost anything.

10.吾日三省吾身，省着点吃，省着点买，省着点用。

Every day I think of myself three times whether I have saved the point to eat, saved the point to buy, saved the point to use.

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