奇奇怪怪之沙雕句子 幽默滑稽（憨憨专用）

1、做人就是累，不然怎么能叫人类。

To be a man is to be tired, otherwise how can it be called human.

2、女孩子就不能惯着，你越解释她越来劲，你当场给她跪下，她可不就没话说了吗？

Girls can"t be used to it. The more you explain it, the more energetic she is. If you kneel down for her on the spot, won"t she have nothing to say?

3、谁给我的QQ喝止咳糖浆了，感觉这只企鹅已经好久没咳过。

Who gave my QQ drink cough syrup, feel this penguin has not cough for a long time.

4、其实所有的旅游攻略都没必要看，浓缩成四个字就是：多带点钱。

In fact, there is no need to see all the tourism strategies, which can be condensed into four words: bring more money.

5、我胖都那么好看了，瘦下去还得了。

I look so good when I"m fat. If I lose weight, I look even better.

6、爱笑的女生运气不会太差，爱拍照的女生手机不会太差。

Girls who love to laugh will not have bad luck, and girls who love to take photos will not have bad mobile phones.

7、你问我多久没谈恋爱了？我感觉你仿佛在问我的年龄。

You ask me how long I haven"t been in love? I feel like you"re asking my age.

8、日子一直过得紧巴巴的，今天终于奢侈了一回，花了30%的电量玩自拍。

Life has been tight, today finally luxury once, spent 30% of the electricity to play selfie.

9、他们说泡男生，只需要把车停在酒吧门口，我试了一下，结果被人扫码骑走了。

They said they only need to park in front of the bar when hitting on boys. I tried it and was swept away by someone.

10、在家的时候，发烧还会坚持上网；上学的时候，打个喷嚏都觉得是癌症晚期。

At home, fever will adhere to the Internet; When I went to school, I sneezed and thought it was terminal cancer.

11、这么久不回我消息，你在跟谁聊天，把他推给我，我跟他聊，我打字快。

I haven"t heard from you for a long time. Who are you chatting with? Push him to me. I chat with him. I type fast.

12、我是被军训过的，以后别叫我单身狗，叫我军犬。

I have been trained in the military. Don"t call me a single dog. Call me a military dog.

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