适合520晒转账的幽默句子 新颖有趣（创意十足）

1、今天过节不收礼，收礼只收最爱的你的红包。

Today"s Festival does not accept gifts, only accept your favorite red envelope.

2、有因必有果，下个富婆就是我。

There is a cause, there is a result,The next rich woman is me.

3、今天难得主动上缴私房钱，也是不容易，毕竟工资卡在我手上。

Today, it"s rare for me to take the initiative to hand in the private money. After all, I have the salary card.

4、这位先生，转账让我买点草莓，然后还在你的脖子上。

This gentleman, let me buy some strawberries and put them on your neck.

5、我是真太不知足了，收了你的钱，还想要你的人。

I"m an unsatisfied person, someone who takes your money and wants you.

6、今天当一回你的钱包吧！替亲爱的把钱收着。

Be your wallet today! Keep the money for my dear.

7、不会吧！不会有人转账520吧！哎呀～原来是我的宝贝。

It can"t be true! No one will transfer 520, right! Oh, it"s my baby.

8、气温都下降了，我们的爱依然高温。

The temperature has dropped, our love is still hot.

9、众里寻他千百度，不给转账不回复。

Many people look for him thousands of Baidu, do not transfer, do not reply.

10、喜欢一个人太累了，除非他时常给我发红包。

It"s too tired to like someone, unless he often gives me red envelopes.

11、错过了他的过去，可不想错过今天的红包了。

Missed his past, don"t want to miss today"s red envelope.

12、不帅气，但却是一个踏实宠我的小老头。

Not handsome, but it is a down-to-earth pet my little old man.

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